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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:42
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
No go.
Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Yankees vs Red Sox Predictions, Picks, Odds, Best Bet, Start Time - Action Network
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons